I am Sam.
I have reached the gates of Hell. I entered without fear. I met the
Lord of All Evil, and we made a deal. I got back to Earth, with a task.
I have to kill 665 people before I die. If I do so, I will spend
eternity as a Demon King in Hell, with my own Legion to command. Of
course, I’m very delighted by that perspective…
There is one condition, though: I cannot just kill random people.
There is a trigger: if they hear one simple incantation involving my
name, they are eligible to be my target. I managed to make my job
easier, putting this spell into a book, a famous one, so that many
people will probably hear it. I am very smart, indeed.
So, after you hear the deadly sentence, I will know you. And, when
you are least expecting, you’ll see my shadow out the corner of your
eyes. And when you turn your head to see what that was… it will be too
late.
I will be waiting untill you hear my name again.
Sam I am.
nice
ReplyDeletei am sam also a name of movie
Wow, that is one crazy task
ReplyDeleteHard bricks were shat
ReplyDeleteHello Sam.
ReplyDeleteIn a Mormon journal, clearly parodying arguments for the Book of Mormon,[11] it has been jokingly suggested that, within Green Eggs and Ham, "the rich presence of complex chiasmi, multiple Hebraicisms, Israelite cultural references, and Old Testament themes supports the theory that Green Eggs and Ham is, in fact, an ancient text of Semitic origin. Theodor Geisel... clearly is not the author of the book... No doubt, inspired scholars will soon research and discover the answers to these and many other questions as this complicated but vital narrative finally receives the serious academic scrutiny it so richly merits."
ReplyDeleteWhen I got it, I smiled a bit but then I was freaked out. That's evil going after little children lol.
ReplyDeleteI pooped.
ReplyDeleteHa! My wife named our youngest cat Sam I Am. I should have known he was a demon king.
ReplyDeletemeh, it should have been a little less common name
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend's name is Sam...
ReplyDeleteWhats up sam.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Sam
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